Emma

Funny, Intelligent & kind

Hey gorgeous men, my name is Emma and I’m so looking forward to meeting you, and helping to polish your pipes!
Some of the best salespeople are in the car industry so I shall try and compare myself to that sexy car you’ve always had your eye on 😉

Year: 1991
Make: New Zealand/European
Model: Voluptuous 3000
Colour: Tan
Body Style: Sexy and Buxom
VIN: 546F5D48BFG6S4V5F546GSJK975
Seats: Cock
Fuel Type: Laughter
Gross Vehicle Mass: 100kg
Vehicle Type: One seater, can take passengers

I am a woman who is excited by small things like a kit Kat chunky, or your Mr. Chunky. Not only do I love sex in many forms (apart from anal) but I also love a good ole’ yarn. My sexy talk is a bit different in a way that I like to have fun and induce a bit of laughter for us both, sometimes this can even make things a bit more comfortable for you as well.
If my friends were to describe me, they would say I am funny, Intelligent, kind, friendly and of course love the cock. It wont take long before you make me wetter than the amazon river, and I cannot wait for you to delve your snake into my under-water crevasse. I have sensitive nipples, so of course love having them played with, one sneaky touch or pinch and you’ll see them get harder than that leftover cheese roll you’ve had sitting in the fridge for the past two weeks.
If I were to describe my vagina, I have the clean type, no flaps for me, but in saying that, I love to lick the flaps of another woman if given the chance. I also am un-shaven, because sometimes its more fun to dig for the treasure.
The packages I offer are….
– House-Wife Experience $3,000 this would be 7pm – 7am. If you would like to have fun loving companionship for the night and even have me cook you your favourite meal in a sexy outfit, then this is the deal for you. I love cooking, cuddling, PLUS this is the only package that includes kissing. But not just house-wife material, as I also love to be bent over any surface I can find, and if this means you pumping me with your meat as I cook you a perfect steak, then so be it. Once we have had a lovely meal together, we can pop through to the lounge for a glass of wine, or even have a dip in the pool.
I would like you to tell me your favourite movie, favourite music and as a treat included in the price, I can learn a song on the piano of your choice with some notice. And for the real-life experience, I can also get mad at you for forgetting to pick up milk on your way over 😉
Of course, some of this is fluid, so lets have a chat and see what we can come up with, to ensure this is kind of experience you are looking for!
This is also a 16.667% discount if you were to otherwise pay per hour. Yes, I know, I like numbers, but we’re all good at something other than sex.
– One Hour $300 this may include a massage and whatever sexual things you are into!